Sep 07
2010Your Health Food is Trying to Kill You, Part 2 [Attack of the Pine Nuts]
Filed Under (Equipment Experiments) by Admin on 07-09-2010
Metallica is performing live and center stage in mouth right now. And I’m not talking the stadium rocking from their glory days. No, my tongue tastes like the puke-covered floor under a mosh pit teeming with 200 sweaty dudes crammed into a third-tier club that hasn’t washed their floors since Slash last washed his hair. (Did I just conflate Metallica with Guns-n-Roses? My bad – I may have lived the ’80’s but it was in my Herself the Elf pajamas watching Rainbow Brite and eating Count Chocula.) All food that I’ve eaten over the past few days – including the delish Labor Day spread at Gym Buddy Megan’s house – has an aftertaste like I mopped the floor of the metal shop with my tongue.